Employee Training Program for The Hooters Girl: Part Two

Part Two: I can tell a man wrote this employee manual. A very, very stupid man.

To project the proper Hooters Girl image: "Always make sure uniform, hair, makeup are perfect."

"Suggestive descriptions to help customers visualize the food on the Hooters menu:
made fresh daily,
naturally fresh, [WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?]
homemade, [How can something made at a Hooters restaurant be described as HOMEMADE?]
famous,
nearly world famous,
soon-to-be-world famous,
thick, bubbly
crunchy,
chunky,
over-sized."

To describe the "Hooterita:"

"Like a margarita, only different!" [OH, OK! NOW I get it! Different! As in, there are breasts floating in it, that kind of different, right?]